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Above: The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
December 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're potential)
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically ancient glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Racetrack Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with balmy trains should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- The model of horses is a sly pun.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln photograph.
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