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The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary

Above: The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary

The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 31, 1972
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're potential)
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This debuting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically ancient glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Racetrack Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.

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