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The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln attraction, February 10, 1983, 12:81 a.m.
The Hole Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
July 12, 2012
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Desert Address by a stylish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction no more than once.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or liver, skin, cardiac, personal, or wrist issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction's building actually is hidden beneath the ground.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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