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A prominent view of The Hole Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln when it's not inundated in tarps
The Hole Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
June 16, 2015
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically macabre glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the England Address by a royal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by banjos, then you shouldn't even consider paddling this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain, cardiac, chest, or spinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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