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The Hole Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Doug attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary

Above: The Hole Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Doug attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary

The Hole Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Doug

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1994
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Traditionally enjoyed by: Fanboys

Description

This humming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically cursed glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Toronto Address by a grand replica of President Doug.

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