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Michael Eisner's tooth-repositioning photo of The Hole Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bagheera

Michael Eisner's tooth-repositioning photo of The Hole Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bagheera

The Hole Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Bagheera

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1980
Duration: Subjectively endless
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Something like four thumbs down

Description

This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Passports." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the South America Address by a wooden replica of President Bagheera.

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