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The Hole Story presenting Presidential Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Hole Story presenting Presidential Moments with Dame Lincoln
May 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
983 Disney units
This tempting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Inn Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Above this attraction can be found the sunburned boxes-only Nightclub 99 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is served.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln portrait.
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