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The Hole Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with General Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
The Hole Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with General Lincoln
January 23, 1994
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically stained glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the South Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 30".
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses within the vehicle at significant times.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
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