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Above: The Hole Story presenting Final Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction, February 12, 2007, 6:02 p.m.
The Hole Story presenting Final Moments with Professor Lincoln
February 11, 1978
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This churning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its nearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from November 7 until about May 3.
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