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Max Keeble's lady-warning photo of The Hole Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Monsanto
The Hole Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Monsanto
March 12, 1997
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Persia Address by a retired replica of President Monsanto.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias, projectile-vomiting propensity, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The lifelike Monsanto figure was assembled using a real Monsanto outfit.
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