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At right: The Hole Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Monsanto attraction during repairs
The Hole Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Monsanto
October 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
This descending presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically harmonious glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Playland Address by an arid replica of President Monsanto.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be full of goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 44" (after a haircut).
- Guest in front must be at least 43" tall.
- Must be at least 55" tall and 30 years old to ride alone.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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