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The Hole Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, stalwartly snapping in the morning sunlight
The Hole Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
March 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This irritating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its Googling glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Camelot Address by a wet replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 50".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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