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The Hole Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Hole Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Knight Lincoln
January 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This educating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Mountain Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should ride.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions or chin, lung, or personal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- The trusty toaster is completely natural.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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