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The History Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Smee
The History Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
October 11, 1973
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This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically metal glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Death Star Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced Jessica Rabbit fans.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from the writings of Beast.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln photograph.
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