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Above: The History Story presenting Final Moments with Fritz attraction, brightly cranking in the fading sunlight
The History Story presenting Final Moments with Fritz
June 23, 2001
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically eternal glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Hotel Address by a cool replica of President Fritz.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, skimpy clothing, blinding perfume, or attention-span, stomach, neck, heart, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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