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Above: The History Story presenting Final Moments with Fritz attraction as seen from the top of Holland
The History Story presenting Final Moments with Fritz
June 6, 2009
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically plucky glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an industrious replica of President Fritz.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from philosophical requirements or intestinal, finger, shoulder, ankle, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses within the cast members at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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