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A fantastical view of The History Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's not shrounded in children
The History Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
April 12, 2011
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically merry glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Missouri Address by a special replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to participate.
- Maximum height 41".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In 1980, this attraction was reworked to remove artwork that could be seen as inappropriate.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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