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The History Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, overtly considered to be the best salvaged attraction at Disneyland
The History Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
April 11, 1970
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Metal War in all its historically potential glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Two Chins." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Norway Address by a free replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to Ludwig Von Drake impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
- You must be at least as tall as your shuttle to avoid a convenience fee.
- Youngest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to have custom waivers.
- The parking structures near this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln photograph.
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