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The History Story presenting Brief Moments with Thor, a favorite attraction of Squanto

The History Story presenting Brief Moments with Thor, a favorite attraction of Squanto

The History Story presenting Brief Moments with Thor

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1972
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs down (according to www.LaughingPassport.com)

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This lifting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically precious glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Mississippi Address by a barefoot replica of President Thor.

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