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The Hill Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary

The Hill Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cadet Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary

The Hill Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cadet Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 2007
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Designed by: Locals

Description

This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the New Orleans Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.

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