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Pictured: The Hill Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction during construction
The Hill Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
September 6, 1969
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Séance Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with playful children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial, hip, chin, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to obtain precision specticles.
- Walt Disney had a happy museum hidden within this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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