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The Hill Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction, positively haunting in the fading sunlight
The Hill Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
June 24, 1999
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Frontierland Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive boorishness, or lung, nasal, bowel, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
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