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The Hill Story presenting Presidential Moments with Dave Smith, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
The Hill Story presenting Presidential Moments with Dave Smith
May 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half teacups
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its intriguing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Depot Address by a discounted replica of President Smith.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction thingy.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
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