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Above: The Hill Story presenting Neat Moments with King Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Hill Story presenting Neat Moments with King Lincoln
February 22, 1981
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically overcrowded glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Deep Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction before brunch.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The reference to toads is a sly pun.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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