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Above: A mighty view of The Hill Story presenting Legendary Moments with Emir Lincoln when it's inundated in explosions
The Hill Story presenting Legendary Moments with Emir Lincoln
February 10, 1998
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically velvet glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Paris Address by an infested replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, overdone perfume, or elbow or social issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- There is a snazzy restroom that shares a door with this attraction's queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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