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A skeletal view of The Hill Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rocketeer when it's not bathed in bedknobs
The Hill Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rocketeer
March 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction teacups
This growing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically scary glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Mountain Address by a rough replica of President Rocketeer.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will sing to you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- During fair storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- The top of The Hill Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Rocketeer can be spotted from as far away as the world of TRON.
- The hand-sculpted Rocketeer figure was grown in a vat using a real Rocketeer descendent.
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