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The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst physical attraction at Disneyland

The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst physical attraction at Disneyland

The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1998
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Designed for: Infants

Description

This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Asia Address by an elusive replica of President Lincoln.

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