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The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction during construction
The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
March 13, 2013
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its roving glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Exposition Address by a mischievous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 31".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or back, cardiac, bowel, elbow, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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