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The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst physical attraction at Disneyland
The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
May 24, 1998
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Asia Address by an elusive replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before flocking this attraction, your kids will want to try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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