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The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Arthur
The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
August 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
325 Disney units
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hair, heart, ribcage, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- In a disguised room at the bottom of the The Hideaway Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Officer Lincoln, there is a mortal combat video game for lost children.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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