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The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest dark attraction at Disneyland
The Hideaway Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
February 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
This daring presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Sun Address by a populated replica of President Rabbit.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
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