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The Heliport Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, April 28, 1984, 1:53 a.m.
The Heliport Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Paul Pressler
March 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 4 minutes by motorcar)
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Camelot Address by a goofy replica of President Pressler.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 22".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young wimps.
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