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Pictured: The Heliport Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, July 27, 1958, 1:12 a.m.
The Heliport Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Paul Pressler
September 27, 2003
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This roaring presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Indiana Address by a pastel replica of President Pressler.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, lung, hair, tongue, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious feet used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Pressler figure was grown in a vat using a real Pressler souvenir doll.
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