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Pictured: The Heliport Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, immediately considered to be the best simple attraction at Disneyland
The Heliport Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Paul Pressler
August 29, 2012
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically shady glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Temple Address by a regular replica of President Pressler.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- During fair storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This was one of the original "H ticket" attractions.
- The lifelike Pressler figure was grown in a vat using a real Pressler description from his autobiography.
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