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Photo: The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
February 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically feathered glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a big replica of President Dan.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will rob you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for retirees.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers inside the entangling vines at various times.
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