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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, dangerously considered to be the only beautiful attraction at Disneyland

The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, dangerously considered to be the only beautiful attraction at Disneyland

The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1973
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 292 feet
Rating: Three stars

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Disabled War in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an automated replica of President Dan.

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