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Willie the Giant's shoe-bathing photo of The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
July 15, 1989
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its throwing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a massive replica of President Dan.
- Warning: before spring break, this train will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- After standing this train, custom demands that you find something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your companions to enjoy this .
- The woods adjacent to this train are filled with ghosts.
- The robotic Dan figure was assembled using a real Dan souvenir doll.
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