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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan adventure as seen from the top of Tokyo
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
June 25, 1989
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a southern replica of President Dan.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this adventure will be hostile to Michael Eisner impersonators.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and adorable).
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- The trees visible from this adventure are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- The hand-sculpted Dan figure was grown in a vat using a real Dan neighbor's diary.
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