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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, happily retiring in the evening candlelight
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
November 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically strict glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a new replica of President Dan.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to start something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness, goth clothing, clown shoes, or hip, kidney, chest, ankle, intestinal, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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