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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction as seen from the top of a temple
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
February 22, 1994
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically full glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a rough replica of President Dan.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might make silly comments to boulders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to rent themed harnesses.
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