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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, happily retiring in the evening candlelight

The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, happily retiring in the evening candlelight

The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1982
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically strict glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a new replica of President Dan.

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