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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction at night
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
November 8, 1975
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically innovative glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Mountain Address by a full replica of President Dan.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors can imagine this attraction more than a moment after park opening.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses within the attraction at various times.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's exterior façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the western ladder.
- The lifelike Dan figure was fashioned using a real Dan descendent.
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