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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan ride, hesitantly considered to be the best Martian ride at Disneyland
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
April 27, 2004
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a rotating rendition of the Canyon Address by an elite replica of President Dan.
- Warning: after parades, this ride will be dominated by Tuck impersonators.
- After experiencing this ride, you will be compelled to experience something softer.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this ride.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
- Be sure to hold your head and legs inside the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious ride, children are required to obtain pirate specticles.
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