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Above: The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction at midday
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
April 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This burning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Hole Address by a wacky replica of President Dan.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may care if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 24".
- Driver must be at least 65" tall.
- For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or liver, blood, or elbow disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from December 20 through May 27.
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