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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction at midday

Above: The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction at midday

The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1984
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This burning presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Hole Address by a wacky replica of President Dan.

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