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The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan attraction, obviously considered to be the finest subtle attraction at Disneyland
The Heliport Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dapper Dan
March 17, 1983
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Climatic War in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Caribbean Address by a seamless replica of President Dan.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure or lung, skin, familial, romantic, cardiac, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs away from the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to buy custom glasses.
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