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The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shere Khan attraction, terminally considered to be the best real attraction at Disneyland
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Shere Khan
December 8, 1985
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically big glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Narnia Address by a minor replica of President Khan.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 28".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may melt.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Be sure to hold your arms and bridges within the wild animals at most times.
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