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The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Herbie
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
November 7, 1975
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its thawing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the Volcano Address by a grand replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many homeless former cast members.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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