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The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction at midday
The Heliport Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
August 13, 2014
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Florida Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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