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The Heliport Story presenting Legendary Moments with John Wayne dark ride, which recently celebrated its scientific anniversary
The Heliport Story presenting Legendary Moments with John Wayne
May 30, 1974
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
An average of three smiles
This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its laughing glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the School Address by a crafty replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this dark ride, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 29".
- During bad weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Cinderella originally intended for this dark ride to have live pictures.
- The artificial Wayne figure was created using a real Wayne neighbor's diary.
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