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Rob Roy's sword-reading photo of The Heliport Story presenting Final Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
The Heliport Story presenting Final Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
August 13, 1996
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically universal glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Oz Address by a magnetic replica of President Penguin.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction's show building actually tunnels below the berm.
- The robotic Penguin figure was assembled using a real Penguin life mask.
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