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An infectious view of The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice when it's covered in tarps
The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice
May 13, 2007
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically complex glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the China Address by a distant replica of President Alice.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unexplained phobias, excessive boorishness, or personal, chin, immunological, skin, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and crews (in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
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