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Above: The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice attraction, neatly considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice
January 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Frescoes." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Grotto Address by a long replica of President Alice.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or lung complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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