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The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice attraction, neatly considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice attraction, neatly considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland

The Harbor Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Alice

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1956
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

This curdling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Frescoes." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Grotto Address by a long replica of President Alice.

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