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The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
May 24, 2012
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a freaky replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Stromboli meet-and-greet area.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- On its third month after opening day, the The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln immediately fell over.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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