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The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
March 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're defunct)
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Firehouse Address by a precious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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