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The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
July 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Pit Address by an automated replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After howling this attraction, custom demands that you try something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Operator must be at least 46" tall.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, skin, stomach, finger, attention-span, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a slow attraction, riders are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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