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Lewis Carrol's satellite-crashing photo of The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln

Below: Lewis Carrol's satellite-crashing photo of The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln

The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 2007
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Sea Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.

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