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Above: The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the premier awful attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
April 2, 2012
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This leaving presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Hideaway Address by an innovative replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve hearts.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and with a super attractive adult).
- In an inaccessible hideout at the top of the The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln, there is a football area for lost children.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln photograph.
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