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The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, mechanically considered to be the best dramatic attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
May 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so popular, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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