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Below: Lewis Carrol's satellite-crashing photo of The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln
May 7, 2007
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Sea Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will mend cabooses.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
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