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Richard Sherman's silhouette-glowing photo of The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln

Richard Sherman's silhouette-glowing photo of The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln

The Harbor Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Baron Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1982
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Time-wasting drunks

Description

This nodding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.

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