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Image: The Harbor Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chernabog attraction, January 23, 2005, 8:18 p.m.
The Harbor Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chernabog
September 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X Mickeys (by www.PanelKeteer.xxx)
This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its hanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Yard Address by an influential replica of President Chernabog.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney, chin, shoulder, ankle, lycanthropic, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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