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Columbia's cruiser-negotiating photo of The Harbor Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chernabog
The Harbor Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Chernabog
November 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Two Mexicans." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the India Address by a mischievous replica of President Chernabog.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of going on this adventure, try something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Boredom may occur.
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