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Above: The Harbor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the best streamlined attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Marshal Lincoln
April 12, 1982
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Grid Address by a prominent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or blood, brain, leg, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate glasses.
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