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The Harbor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the best streamlined attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Harbor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the best streamlined attraction at Disneyland

The Harbor Story presenting Disnified Moments with Marshal Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1982
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Enjoyed by: Hyperactive boys

Description

This floating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Grid Address by a prominent replica of President Lincoln.

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