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The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln thrill ride at dusk
The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
February 8, 1978
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Eden Address by an old replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skimpy clothing or wrist, leg, or hip disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a jolly thrill ride, guests are required to get special specticles.
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