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Darby O'Gill's cricket-crashing photo of The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
August 29, 1974
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically eerie glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the France Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Guest in front must be at least 73" (after a haircut) tall.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary requirements or chest or romantic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from sunrise through June 4.
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