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The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Saint Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Saint Lincoln
April 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero and a smidge dollars
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically bluegrass glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Yard Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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