Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A sinister view of The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Darth Vader when it's bathed in oranges
The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Darth Vader
July 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Archeological War in all its historically functional glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Racetrack Address by a visual replica of President Vader.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and wearing blasters).
- There is a snazzy churro stand adjacent to this attraction's walkway.
- The freakishly realistic Vader figure was created using a real Vader neighbor's diary.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.