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The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Darth Vader attraction, realistically considered to be the premier valiant attraction at Disneyland
The Harbor Boulevard Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Darth Vader
January 15, 2010
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically portentous glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Atlantis Address by an eager replica of President Vader.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and ships (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at most times.
- The reference to cowboys is an obvious anachronism.
- The freakishly realistic Vader figure was assembled using a real Vader souvenir doll.
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