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Above: Aurora's sparrow-prancing photo of The Ground Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Barbie
The Ground Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Barbie
May 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two pixies
This bowing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Depot Address by a colloquial replica of President Barbie.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 40".
- Youngest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or inner ear, tongue, attention-span, cardiac, clothing, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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