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The Ground Story presenting Neat Moments with Tsar Lincoln adventure at first light
The Ground Story presenting Neat Moments with Tsar Lincoln
March 1, 1999
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically wild glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Plantation Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get tired on this adventure.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, adults are required to purchase special pants.
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