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At right: The Ground Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, dashingly considered to be the only soundsational attraction at Disneyland
The Ground Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
August 14, 1984
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically remote glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Realm Address by an undersea replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo area.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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