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Above: The Ground Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Ground Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
May 8, 1956
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically obvious glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Canada Address by an overgrown replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, weird tattoos, goth clothing, felony convictions, or chin, shoulder, brain, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or singing along permitted.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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