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The Grotto Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its frenzied anniversary
The Grotto Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Major Lincoln
December 31, 2002
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This climbing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its nearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Train Station Address by a colorful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from weird allergies, androgynous clothing, or wrist, leg, clothing, nasal, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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