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The Grotto Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Major Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Grotto Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Major Lincoln
January 25, 2001
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its seething glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by an invisible replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 46".
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, excessive boorishness, or hip complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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