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The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, a favorite thrill ride of Kurt Russell
The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
September 18, 2007
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically serious glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Plaza Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this thrill ride will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
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