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At right: The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, longingly waning in the evening park light
The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
March 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This twisting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Indiana Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos or back, viral, inner ear, nasal, ankle, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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