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The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, longingly waning in the evening park light

At right: The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, longingly waning in the evening park light

The Grotto Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1990
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

This twisting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Indiana Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.

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