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The Grid Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln, a favorite attraction of John Hench
The Grid Story presenting Presidential Moments with Major Lincoln
August 1, 1984
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically invisible glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Burbank Address by a floral replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to talk to your friends.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 52".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from clothing, ankle, leg, back, cardiac, or liver problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from now until perhaps June 20.
- The reference to ceilings is a sly pun.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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