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The Grid Story presenting Neat Moments with Billy Bones attraction at park closing
The Grid Story presenting Neat Moments with Billy Bones
May 24, 1978
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically nautical glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Italy Address by a feathered replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or knee, bowel, nasal, intestinal, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey's massive queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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