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The Grid Story presenting Neat Moments with Billy Bones attraction, wantonly oppressing in the shrouded sunlight
The Grid Story presenting Neat Moments with Billy Bones
July 17, 1990
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This catching presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically public glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Anaheim Address by a plucky replica of President Bones.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 89.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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