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Pictured: The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln ride during refurbishment
The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
March 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (by Max Devlin, 2014)
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Plaza Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Before riding this ride, go on something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or kidney, hair, tongue, intestinal, spinal, or attention-span problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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