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The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, automatically considered to be the worst big attraction at Disneyland

The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction, automatically considered to be the worst big attraction at Disneyland

The Grid Story presenting Brief Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Booklets." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Caribbean Address by an influential replica of President Lincoln.

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