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The Grid Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Reverend Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Columbia
The Grid Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Reverend Lincoln
May 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fathers
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Mountain Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," retired Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to long for this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for young wimps.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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