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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln attraction, loathsomely whistling in the evening moonlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
July 25, 2005
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically sharper glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an immense replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by obnoxious former cast members.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to feed safety glasses.
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