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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
April 18, 1962
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This biting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically pastel glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Spain Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from liver, wrist, kidney, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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