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Picture: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln, a favorite adventure of Rudyard Kipling
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
October 5, 2012
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically innovative glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Sun Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this adventure particularly annoying.
- Because this is a musical adventure, riders are required to bring their own safety bananas.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jessica Rabbit's frozen costume is enshrined beneath this adventure.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
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