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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the plaza
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Principal Lincoln
March 8, 1966
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This living presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Holland Address by a Victorian replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to cranky retirees.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve boots.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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