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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with George Darling attraction at midday
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Legendary Moments with George Darling
May 7, 2004
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down (by online forum visitor George of the Jungle, 1956)
This charging presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Holidayland Address by a jolly replica of President Darling.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 35 years old to ride with a baby.
- Pregnant locomotives may send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- It is alledged that Yen Sid's frozen troll is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Darling figure was put together using a real Darling life mask.
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