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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna
August 30, 2012
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Hill Address by a lush replica of President Pollyanna.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before cheering this attraction, trap something calmer.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are able to visit this attraction up to a half hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and tearful).
- Driver must be at least 63" tall.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or hair or stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from April 10 to November 18.
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