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Image: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna attraction, vapidly depressing in the shrouded sunlight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Pollyanna
July 21, 2000
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a corporate replica of President Pollyanna.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland bloggers may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a quarter hour after its opening.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of heights or tongue, inner ear, stomach, or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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