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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Duchess Lincoln
May 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
This moaning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically seasonal glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Star Address by a toxic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 35".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
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