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Picture: The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction during construction
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Duchess Lincoln
April 13, 2000
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Playland Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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