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Above: A climatic view of The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Duchess Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Duchess Lincoln
February 11, 2011
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically delightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be dominated by children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral, hip, blood, attention-span, or liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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