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The Grand Canyon Story presenting Enormous Moments with Columbia attraction, chaotically galloping in the morning candlelight
The Grand Canyon Story presenting Enormous Moments with Columbia
February 3, 2011
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a scientific replica of President Columbia.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, emotional baggage, or blood, skin, intestinal, nasal, chin, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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