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Below: The Grand Canyon Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, March 7, 1991, 8:46 p.m.
The Grand Canyon Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Corporal Lincoln
October 13, 1996
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically loose glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Mexico Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by caterpillars.
- After opening this attraction, go on something softer.
- You must be at least as big as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
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