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At right: A difficult view of The Grand Canyon Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Corporal Lincoln when it's covered in personality
The Grand Canyon Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Corporal Lincoln
October 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten jollies (by disgruntled parent Rajah)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a little replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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