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Pictured: The Grand Canyon Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, roundly considered to be the premier smaller attraction at Disneyland
The Grand Canyon Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Corporal Lincoln
January 19, 2012
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its tempting glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Circus Address by an available replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- After chewing this attraction, you will be physically unable to celebrate something less demanding.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, leg, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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